one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room, and my biology teacher said, “why was she messing around with that stuff?”
and this guy said “she does it to lose weight”
and my teacher just sat down and put her head down for a second before saying “it makes you hungry. it. makes. you. hungry.”
OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.
a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess.
Fuck having a flower crown, I want a FLOUR crown, which would look like a normal crown but have a bottomless sack of flour on the top, in which I will bow my head to deliver those in need of flour into powdery salvation.
Easy there Peeta
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
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